dear asshat,
i'm talking to you. mr. asshat, with your gray "iowa flip"* (aka comb-over) who is trying to prove that he's still some sort of stud, by driving a sporty silver audi convertible, and not some aging "has been" whose prostate is flaring up. (by the way, is it wise to be driving a convertible when you are so follicularly challenged? perhaps you should just get a proper haircut? you aren't fooling anyone).
please wait your turn. it's not ok, just because your car is small and you have a penis, to slip by 3 other cars, on the right, who are patiently waiting for the light to change so you can be the first at the starting gate when it changes to green. it isn't. the lane is designed for only one car , not for two small cars side by side. just one. single file. one after another. even if you're late for your hairclub for men appointment .... I DON'T CARE .... IT'S NOT OK. LEAVE THE HOUSE EARLIER LIKE THE REST OF US.
please wait your turn .... once you've gone through the light before everyone else (when everyone else was in front of you initially) it's not ok then to go into the left lane, because it's considerably shorter than the right lane (that you should be in , because i'm watching you .... how can i not be with the reflection of the sun off of your half covered skull acting like a beacon, and i can anticipate your every move. it's not ok, to choose the shorter left hand lane, and then cut someone off who waited patiently in the right hand lane, so you can make a right turn. it's not ok. want to know why the traffic is so heinous this morning? BECAUSE OF ASSHATS LIKE YOU!!!!
god i love the word "asshat."
*i mean no disrespect to the beautiful state of iowa. i have visited ... well iowa city anyway ... a couple of times, and i found it to be charming and the people are very nice and they don't honk ...AND I'M SURE THEY DON'T CUT PEOPLE OFF IN TRAFFIC!!!! i even considered moving there except that i'm not nice enough.
ok, i 'm done. here are some socks i just finished. details later.
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